Getting caught attempting to assault Special Olympians.
David Robert Schwartz was arrested in Valencia on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon and committing a hate crime for allegedly throwing a metal bolt at the participants of a Special Olympics torch run.
The LA Times goes on to report that a man inside a vehicle began yelling at the children to get off the road, using a derogatory term regarding their sexual orientation before proceeding to hurl a metal bolt out the window of what I'll assume was his beat up, windowless white van.
Luckily none of the kids were hit by the bolt, but Mr. Schwartz did come close. I don't understand how he could have missed. It's not like those Special Olympians could have been running that fast.
Good thing Deputies from the Santa Clarita Sheriff's Department were running alonside the kids because they got to see it all go down.
This is just speculation but I imagine the post-pullover conversation went something like this.
David Robert Schwartz: Why did you pull me over officer? Is there a problem?
Sheriff's Deputy: Actually there is, we watched you call these kids homos before you started throwing things at them.
I know cruel and unusual punishment is kind of a faux pas here in the America but what I propose as a fitting punishment for Mr. Schwartz is both awesome and fitting.
Mr. Schwartz and his metal bolt of hatred and ignorance should get locked into the octagon to square off this Special Olympian shot putter. I'm sure the kid would welcome the chance to be unshackled from his dungeon.
All too quickly Mr. Schwartz will learn that it's never a good idea to mess around with those who those who possess that little somethin' somethin' known as retard strength.
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