Our Boy Chess is back on the Scene. (Again)

Chess, the first time I spotted one of your ads you looked claimed to look like LL Cool J. Now you're saying you look like Barack Obama.

Just in case it's been too long since mama said knock you out, this is LL Cool J.

And this is Barack Obama. In case, you've just awoken from a coma and for some strange reason this was your first stop since gaining consciousness, welcome to the future. Obama is the President of the United States.

Other than the profound lack of body hair, I'm not seeing a lot of similarities in the looks department between Mr. Cool J and Mr. Obama.

Chess, I know there's probably been a time or two when you've been out posting up your signs and you've overheard the ladies talking about the hotness of Barack Obama. The thing you've got to understand Chess, is that Barack is hot because he's the friggin' President and he can string together coherent sentences. If you claim to look like Barack Obama in the ads you post on street lamps, the ladies are going to think you're just a sad, grown up verison of Urkel who hasn't figured out the internet. You might want to go back to reppin' the Cool James.

Also, notching an 80% on the SAT is actually a score of around 1280. You might want to revise that part of your ad so that you sound a little more hip to the jive, unless it's a trick question to find someone with the ability to think outside the box and do a little math.