If you ever find yourself in Bangkok, there is no need to sequester yourself in your hotel room and tie a rope a round your neck and genitals before rubbing one out.
From what I've heard, there's enough craziness around those parts to keep a guy busy for a good couple weeks.
Please, save the do-it-yourself hanging for a time when you're really in need of a little excitement like when you're on day three of being snowed in at Motel 6 in North Dakota. Dying in that scenario might even be classified as socially accepted behavior.
But doing that same thing in Thailand while people are expecting you at the dinner table, that's a whole other level of freaky- light years beyond anything from Rick James' wildest night walking the earth.
Godspeed Mr. Carradine. Hack comics around the world should be grateful to you for making all their stale Michael Hutchence jokes relevant once again.
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