Stolen Car Fun

About 10 days ago, my beloved piece of shit was stolen. While not having a car has proven to be a hassle, life has become much more amusing so the whole debacle is pretty much a wash.

Since the LAPD has yet to ring with good news. Matters have been taken into own hands. My friend Michael hotwired a time machine, bent a couple of laws of space and time and now has his people on the case.

I took a different approach and wrote the thief a nice note explaining some of the finer features of his new automobile.

Nobody's come forward to ask for the key yet, so either he doesn't read Craigslist or he's at the very least smart enough not to turn himself in. Then again, who would really admit to stealing a Toyota Tercel?