The following messages found their way to my phone over the course of the last week. Thankfully not a single one of them was from my dear mother.
so my friend at work found a camera and turned it on and there is video of a dud waist down, jerkin off and coming all over the place. fucking hilarious.
Can the shamwow hold 10x its weight in jizz?
just got stopped in denver airport cus there was a pbr in my backpack. and i'm wearing a shirt that says "touch of class."
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