This is Jeff. Before proceeding, see if you can figure out what makes his shirt rather shocking.
Once you've figured out the Olsen twins started out in show business as babies, then these pics he recently emailed me will be much more understandable.
This is Jeff's arm.
This is Jeff's other arm.
At least he'll be able to Captain Pike his way through life if he ever takes a shotgun blast to the throat and no longer has the ability to speak.
Also, he should be very glad his armpits never crossed paths with my dear mother circa summer of 1991.
Back then I was starting the puberty and the first and only thing to show up was hair in my underarm area. I was 5' 7" and weighed a buck thirty with a full stomach but I had armpit hair down to my elbows. Armpit hair which my dear mother made me shave.
OK, I think I've got everything as awkward as it can get around these parts so I'll just stop there and continue with my therapist.
This is Jeff's other arm.
At least he'll be able to Captain Pike his way through life if he ever takes a shotgun blast to the throat and no longer has the ability to speak.
Also, he should be very glad his armpits never crossed paths with my dear mother circa summer of 1991.
Back then I was starting the puberty and the first and only thing to show up was hair in my underarm area. I was 5' 7" and weighed a buck thirty with a full stomach but I had armpit hair down to my elbows. Armpit hair which my dear mother made me shave.
OK, I think I've got everything as awkward as it can get around these parts so I'll just stop there and continue with my therapist.
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